Mama, I have an idea...
Lets make a map on the computer with all things bamboo!
Papa already knows how that works, and then you can help papa with pictures, and drawings, and buttons, and balloons...
And then the mechanicals will SHOOT it to all the people on their telephones.
And then we call it Bamboo Brain!
And then we plant giant bamboos everywhere in the galaxy. And then we call Eric the excavator and Dylan the dumptruck to pick them up. And then we build a big, big firestation for Fiona firetruck. With a bamboo slide-down-the-pole.
And then we don't have to cut down trees anymore. So I can still climb in the biggest tree when I grow big enough. And build a bamboo treehouse with my toolkit. With an eagles nest on top...